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Over Demotivational Poster


TAGS: twilight blade cross over crossover best ever
Rating: 3.54/5

More motifakes by Darky Mephisto

rerun - August 10, 2010, 11:31 pm

kind of reminds me of that squirrel...bet he starts popping up
agdaniele - August 10, 2010, 11:29 pm
Wait, no.... this is the one I laughed at.
agdaniele - June 30, 2010, 8:15 am
Or elsewhere.
Jericho - August 2, 2009, 4:48 pm

MARS ROVER'S FIRST PICTURE - I guess we should have known.

TAGS: marvin mars rover
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

MissPriss - August 6, 2012, 7:18 pm
I saw this in the approval line up and hoped the mods did just that. Laughed so hard cuz only the government could spend so much money for an epic ph**obomb!

GINGERS, TO ARMS!!! - After years of enduring abuse and slander, our time has come. The Revolution is at hand! Today: Britain, tomorrow: the world!

TAGS: redheads everywhere theres too many game over man game over
Rating: 2.85/5

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MashiMashi - February 29, 2012, 8:56 pm
All the gingers at my gym have exceptional and proportional racks, If the girls fat they're humongus, if the girls skinny they're big.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2009, 8:19 pm
Only the British care about Gingers....the rest of the world have better minorities too hate.......like Mexicans or albinos.
Woodywood03a - September 10, 2009, 7:50 pm
I love Red headed women. I would love to see a Red headed Japanese woman. Then I will say, "YES... THERE IS REALLY SOMEONE THAT LOVES ME!!!"
Jas - September 10, 2009, 6:58 pm
OMG those people are on fire! Help them!
rogueagent - September 10, 2009, 6:46 pm
I never understood why gingers got the abuse, I think red headed women are great.

OVERNIGHT DELIVERY - Usually a lot faster than the pizza delivery guy.

TAGS: fedex over night delivery pizza fast humor mechanic pilot
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

Laevian - May 26, 2012, 2:19 am
unbelievable ! 4L for the caption
ramblerjw - April 10, 2010, 6:43 pm
Has nothing to do with FedEx, when I was in the Corps I got this a chain email saying it was a list of Air Force gripes. I used a few of the "fixes" while doing the same type paperwork while stationed in Okinawa, let's just say that didn't end well for me
stygian616 - February 25, 2010, 12:57 pm
wow a poster with 5 L's even though the caption is a fail
WTF - November 18, 2009, 4:05 pm
Why is a civilian A320 equipped with "Identify Friend or Foe"?
phydeaux - November 18, 2009, 3:28 pm
I was in Naval Aviation...and a rookie pilot once actually handed in a gripe sheet with the "IFF works in IFF mode but not in OFF mode" issue. I laughed so hard at this I cried...
_Ally - November 18, 2009, 11:01 am
erm caption not comment.
_Ally - November 18, 2009, 11:01 am
That brought tears to my eyes before I even got to the comment. 5L just for the ph**o.
whatukno - November 18, 2009, 9:56 am
5L that was funny, not your caption, but the pic itself.

Conspiracy -

TAGS: force ufo aliens alien funny government military
Rating: 2.87/5

More motifakes by Little Johnny

Suh-weet - November 24, 2008, 4:33 pm
What's a Motifake? Some kind of weather balloon? HAHAH... Too easy. =[
United States Air Force - November 12, 2008, 10:57 pm
There was never a Motifake #30121, understand?

Truth In Advertising -

FRUSTRATION - Hung over, outa' coffee, can't find my lighter and what the hell are you looking at?

TAGS: kid hangover lighter
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by RayZorZedge

RayZorZedge - June 9, 2010, 10:14 am
Thanks I've been doing these in my head, just to amuse myself. I found MotiFake while stumbling and thought; what the hell, why not?
suenero - June 6, 2010, 8:55 am
This is the funniest thing I seen in overr a month. Great work!


TAGS: gene pool men fishing proverb
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Greeny - April 27, 2015, 8:01 pm
Ha! Wait long enough & I'm able to give it another 5L!
spacedog - June 28, 2012, 11:10 pm
Thanks guys.
GaryO - June 28, 2012, 9:41 pm
caveman - June 28, 2012, 9:25 pm
Greeny - June 28, 2012, 9:06 pm

HANGOVERS - Even little doggies get them

TAGS: dog hangover
Rating: 2.79/5

More motifakes by Koradan

agdaniele - June 11, 2009, 1:29 am
I need a little hair of the human that bit me.

THE AC-130 GUNSHIP - 3 20mm mini guns 2 40mm auto cannons and 1 105mm artillery gun .... over kill any one?

TAGS: this is pure american overkill at her finest
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by usaf1995

Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 2:45 pm
37. There is no 'overkill.' There is only 'open fire' and 'I need to reload. - The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries.
Airman - January 25, 2012, 7:24 pm
comes in handy when there's a gaggle of bad guys on a mountainside
2ninja4u - January 25, 2012, 6:42 pm
Who needs over kill? your just wasting ammo! one sh** ,one kill.
usaf1995 - June 8, 2010, 12:00 pm
Bob D. Sailor - June 7, 2010, 7:36 pm
Going deer hunting with a nuke.. That's overkill. This is making sure what you want to kill is dead and is going to stay that way. (Also great for the approaching zombie apocalyspe.)
tsprint1996 - June 7, 2010, 4:25 pm
The ph**o is a mirror image. All the guns should be on the port side.
corneredbadger - June 7, 2010, 1:56 pm
its not overkill, its preparedness. so if the populaion of a country gets out of line we can remove said country
R.S.Jake - June 7, 2010, 10:34 am
Love the Gunship. Poster is ok. 4L
usaf1995 - June 7, 2010, 9:37 am
soooooooooo do you like it???
Ed-Hyde - June 7, 2010, 7:24 am
Nerdy would be dressing up LIKE an AC-130. Besides, there's no such thing as overkill, dead is dead.
agdaniele - June 7, 2010, 12:10 am
I've always been a fan of airpower... nerdy, I wouldn't agree with... but, I'm a bit bias. What isn't nerdy?
Anything - June 7, 2010, 12:04 am
I find these weaponry stuff on the internet very, very nerdy.
agdaniele - June 7, 2010, 12:00 am
Depends on where you are, I suppose. In this case, this platform is highly accurate, but carries a punch unlike anything in it's class.
Anything - June 6, 2010, 11:57 pm
Well that's pretty much useless.
agdaniele - June 6, 2010, 11:48 pm
Anything - June 6, 2010, 11:42 pm
What does it kill ?
agdaniele - June 6, 2010, 11:39 pm
It's needed. It's one thing to kill the enemy... but just as tactically important to intimidate.
Dark Dragon - June 6, 2010, 11:32 pm
There is no such thing as overkill Just slightly excessive

KANYE WEST - His own parents even think he's a douche bag

TAGS: kanye west douche bag oversized child immature borderline retard
Rating: 3.78/5

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alazgr8 - September 12, 2011, 8:34 pm
Ya' know, those a$$istants and manicurists can be pretty tough, I know...
TheSarge - October 30, 2009, 2:50 pm
I bet this turd has 20 bodyguards around him too.
BriaHere - September 15, 2009, 3:02 pm
Most people I know think he's a douche. Also, Russell Brand, just to throw it in.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 4:07 am
I just wanted to make sure I remembered their craziness ^_^
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:44 am
i was using them as examples of celebs who have let fame go to their heads. Naomi Campbell has attacked 2 a**istants and a manicurist.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 3:42 am
I hate to bring this up, but didn't Russel Crow attack a journalist by throwing a phone at him, then giving a bow of respect before leaving? And doesn't Lambchop do blow off underage tai Prostitutes?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:31 am
Just some...not all. ex,Naomi Campbell, Russel Crowe, Lambchop.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:29 am
I disagree, mooooo... Celine Dion turned out just fine.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:29 am
And yet the youth today love him. You kan take the punk out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the punk.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:28 am
It's fame like that that leads celebs to get big headed and start pulling hissy fits.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:26 am
What a great comment on our youth that his albums go platinum and triple platinum, and he wins awards from GQ, MTV, BRIT and the Grammys.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 3:22 am
I will 5 star anything that brings the hate against this man.

BUMPER STICKERS - When stating the obvious

TAGS: bumper sticker jeep wreck roll over car sticker fail
Rating: 3.18/5

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Bob D. Sailor - April 6, 2010, 9:23 pm
Waaaayyyyy over used pic... 1L.
Reason - April 6, 2010, 3:00 pm
made me laugh, but the caption was too obvious
Faceplant31 - April 6, 2010, 2:34 pm


TAGS: 1st grade proverbs
Rating: 4.81/5

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Laevian - May 23, 2012, 12:47 pm
good one, faith restorer :)))
Zealot - July 9, 2010, 2:28 pm
first grades say the darnedest things
freddyfoxtrot - July 9, 2010, 1:25 pm
Nice! 5 horses i don't know how to lead to water for this one
Chef - July 9, 2010, 12:58 pm
HA!!! Thanks Airman, needed a chuckle... 5 L in crayon!
Faceplant31 - July 9, 2010, 12:57 pm


TAGS: guitar play heaven music over
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by caveman

twill1962 - September 28, 2012, 8:34 pm
Don't forget Free Bird!
calvin5040 - November 21, 2011, 8:04 pm
What that you say??? you wan me to go to the other music store and buy my stuff there?

HATCHERY - Spawn more Overlord !

OVERKILL - Definition: Whatever I drive OVER, I will KILL

TAGS: overkill over kill
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2011, 9:52 am
Ok thanks.
Verdeckt - August 8, 2011, 9:12 am
No, you will get an "Already Voted" message
M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2011, 7:58 am
I didn't vote twice for the record, but is that even possible??
rerun - August 7, 2011, 9:33 pm

far more genreous than I am.
crankyhead - August 7, 2011, 8:26 pm
This will be the last time either of you vote twice on the same poster ok?
M0rd3kaI - August 7, 2011, 5:08 pm
I know, you said that, and therefore I thank you x2, and I have no idea how you commented twice either, but it is appropriate lol
the1stCOMMI3 - August 7, 2011, 5:05 pm
No I voted twice, I have absoloutely no idea how I commented twice
M0rd3kaI - August 7, 2011, 4:59 pm
Lol, thanks...x2 I guess :D
the1stCOMMI3 - August 7, 2011, 4:57 pm
So funny, i voted twice!
the1stCOMMI3 - August 7, 2011, 4:57 pm
So funny, i voted twice!

BACKUP - Even when you feel alone, just know someone is covering your six ...

TAGS: backup someone covering your six
Rating: 4.35/5

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falloutghoul - February 27, 2012, 5:58 pm

Question -


TAGS: poverty abe lincoln self motivating achievers
Rating: 4.92/5

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Reality Lord - April 3, 2013, 11:41 pm

...and regardless of who made the statement the image ties into the quote rather well i think. cheers
Reality Lord - April 3, 2013, 11:40 pm

i found one link that credits the good rev and a multitude that credit mr lincoln for this quote. as thomas jefferson said "you just can't trust the interwebs these days."
Buzzramjet - April 2, 2013, 9:36 am
Too bad Lincoln never said that. It was written by a pro employer Rev named William Boetcker in 1916.
Reality Lord - August 25, 2010, 12:46 am

ty dude...ooops...another one dv'd.
MisterJJ - August 23, 2010, 2:40 pm
And the 5 poodles sang "Amen brother, Amen".

VOICE OVERS - there is only one king

TAGS: cartoons voice overs
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by Airman

Aurielius - August 22, 2015, 10:44 am
Mel Blanc..hands down.
Buzzramjet - February 1, 2012, 1:31 am
Mel Blanc? Pick your own?
mariand - January 6, 2012, 6:07 am
lol... is this a joke or what?... you can't deny an entire history for an character, and that, known by his lack of intelligence...
MashiMashi - January 6, 2012, 2:02 am
@mariand-How can this be amsome WHEN THERE IS NO PATRICK!!!
mariand - January 5, 2012, 12:34 am

SPANDEX - Some people...just...shouldn't.

OVERKILL - You can never be too safe

TAGS: over kill
Rating: 4.33/5

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tomyironmane - May 4, 2013, 11:44 pm
Rule 37: There is no overkill. There is only "Open Fire" and "I need to reload."


TAGS: rejection braindead finished over
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by tellitlikeitis

Hawamleh - November 17, 2010, 9:31 am
Nice Point.
BoneCD - November 17, 2010, 8:45 am
I'm looking at all the comments on this and am surprised! Doesn't anybody see what's going on here...it's his first 3-way *rubs tears from eyes* such sweet memories. Makes you want to get out the scrapbook.
Hawamleh - November 16, 2010, 7:58 pm
You Have No Idea..
tellitlikeitis - November 16, 2010, 7:35 pm
And thank you Spacedog. Gee, I didn't think the poster was that great. Apparently, the men of Motifake can really relate to psycho chicks, eh?
spacedog - November 16, 2010, 7:14 pm
Nicely done Telli. 5L
tellitlikeitis - November 16, 2010, 6:46 pm
You tell me RL. I like to think that I'm the later... bahaaaaaa!
Reality Lord - November 16, 2010, 5:21 pm

and may i ask which one you are tellit? oh...5L solid
tellitlikeitis - November 16, 2010, 12:55 pm
A thousand thank you's.
Hawamleh - November 16, 2010, 8:34 am
I Saw This Late, normally i would say something witty, but i have eaten way to much sweet sweet goat on this " the first day of eid" to think properly so have 5 holiday lions.
agdaniele - November 16, 2010, 8:33 am
tsk tsk
tellitlikeitis - November 16, 2010, 6:54 am
I'm actually really impressed about my numbers... Cheers.
agdaniele - November 15, 2010, 8:51 pm
I already gave a 5, so you won't drop as soon as you usually do.
tellitlikeitis - November 15, 2010, 8:50 pm
Thanks for the 5 L's!!! Now I'll wait until the L's go down.
agdaniele - November 15, 2010, 8:50 pm
Can't live with them, can't change your oil without them. Or hook up your DVD player, or loosen a pickle jar, or fall in a toilet....
tellitlikeitis - November 15, 2010, 8:49 pm
More exciting I suppose... men!
pzykosiz - November 15, 2010, 8:47 pm
i'm a psycho anyway, so i don't care. 5L's
agdaniele - November 15, 2010, 8:44 pm
I have to disagree. Psycho isn't psycho unless it has a bubbly side.
tellitlikeitis - November 15, 2010, 8:43 pm
Oh, come on now boys, only during PMS for the strong willed women. Psycho chicks are 24/7.
agdaniele - November 15, 2010, 8:38 pm
tomayto, tomahtoe
rerun - November 15, 2010, 8:11 pm

or telling the difference

how drunk was I -

TAGS: over imbibing
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Airman

Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 6:39 am
"Magic Pizza ask about the 'shroom special."
MagicBob - April 20, 2014, 4:16 pm
Who needs a pillow made of concrete when you have a double cheese pizza?~
spacedog - March 31, 2014, 6:06 pm
I've done lots of stupid things while drunk, but laying down and sleeping wasn't one of them. The easiest way to get me to pass out these days is to ask me to drive long distance. Two hours and I'm done. ZZZZZ.
Greeny - March 30, 2014, 10:34 pm
lgvernon - March 30, 2014, 9:15 pm

It's the mushrooms, Airman.


PRAIRIE PROVERBS - Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime and too sleepy to worry at night.

TAGS: proverbs wisdom worry sleepy quote
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by beastmaster

Yorick - September 15, 2012, 12:28 am
Ain't that the truth.
beastmaster - July 29, 2012, 9:02 pm
Thank you! :)
maoworks2 - March 29, 2012, 7:03 am
Very Nice!
rerun - March 28, 2012, 7:54 pm


NOT UNTIL WE ARE LOST - That We Really Discover Ourselves ...

TAGS: lost desert discover ourself
Rating: 4.74/5

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Rick69 - January 23, 2012, 12:01 pm
Thanks, definitely quite true... Mainly because some my mates & I got together to camp in Scottish wilderness for a week; we got majorly lost once and that's when each person's real personality and characteristics really shone through...
LegendaryDarkKnight45 - January 21, 2012, 6:22 pm
Reminds me of Uncharted 3. This is a good one though because it's truthful.

POVERTY - Having too much month left at the end of the money.

TAGS: poverty
Rating: 4.42/5

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TAGS: darkness hell public transportation detroit jersey both horrible places driver pull over river styx
Rating: 2.95/5

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KaptenN - March 4, 2011, 6:43 pm
Actually, there's a small settlement in Michigan named "Hell". I think it's somewhere west of Detroit. There's also a city named "Hell" in Norway.
Bartimaeus - October 15, 2009, 1:22 am
I hear that
oh shit - October 14, 2009, 11:23 pm
last stop, 4****

HANGOVERS - Waking up is easy. Letting you live is the hard part.

YO MAMA - . . . is so fat, when she sings, its over.

THE OVERLORD DOUCHEBAG - Occasionally leaves the safety of his Impenetrable Cardboard Fortress.

TAGS: overlord douchbag impenetrable cardboard fortress
Rating: 4.31/5

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phydeaux - January 24, 2010, 3:08 pm
Now sit on it and spin. 5L!

CONFIDENCE - The feeling you have before you fully understand the situation.


TAGS: the bomb duck and cover
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Airman

GaryO - February 11, 2012, 11:46 am
Dang, I remember those desks! They were new
sugarkisses114 - January 16, 2012, 5:41 pm
When I was a child once a month the town's fire siren would blow and we'd hide under our desks. I remember doing this up until second grade.
Weatherlawyer - January 12, 2012, 8:49 pm
The British were nearer the source and far better prepared. Take the doors off all the rooms and make a den under the stairs. Then pile up all the top soil from your garden all around it. Guaranteed to make you wish it hadn't been a false alarm.
falloutghoul - January 7, 2012, 9:18 pm
"When the All-Clear sounded, I can get up, go out to the playground, AND MELT!"
FreeGunsForAll - January 5, 2012, 10:26 pm
Jeez, you're making it sound like doing that wasn't safe or something.
maoworks2 - January 5, 2012, 6:26 pm
The Air Raid Sirens Were The Worst !!
Reality Lord - January 5, 2012, 5:35 pm

i remember these drills as well. i remember the air raid sirens. scarey **** man.
the1stCOMMI3 - January 5, 2012, 5:15 pm
Well you have to admit, if the radiation& blast don't kill you, the desks could have protected you from the debris
champ99 - January 5, 2012, 3:57 pm
I did it as a child and I am still here so I guess it worked!
Rick69 - January 5, 2012, 2:44 pm
I guess hiding under a desk is just vaguely better than sitting on your chair waiting for impending doom and all...
Airman - January 5, 2012, 1:08 pm
I did these as a kid.. we were told they worked. LOL. Lewis Black said he might as well have been a rump roast
falloutghoul - January 5, 2012, 12:50 pm
I remember Lewis Black did a skit about this, and it was funny. 5 from me.
MPsniper - January 4, 2012, 7:38 pm
duck...... and cover
maoworks2 - January 4, 2012, 5:45 pm
I Remember That, Sad Stuff
the1stCOMMI3 - January 4, 2012, 5:42 pm
The old drills sound more like a "you're f**ck'd" type of drill


TAGS: covered in a certain b***er
Rating: 3.96/5

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Derek - November 29, 2009, 2:18 am
Scarily reminiscent of Jeremy Clarkson (except he'd say "supercar, supercar, supercar...")

DEATH - does

TAGS: life death overcome
Rating: 4.87/5

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LogicDude - April 16, 2010, 10:42 pm
Faceplant31 - April 15, 2010, 10:45 am
Nice one. 5L
agdaniele - April 15, 2010, 1:02 am

Unappreciated -

TAGS: 400 trillion lover tells unappreciated
Rating: 4.87/5

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Ashson - July 5, 2014, 9:48 pm
Actually, the odds are 1. You've already been born as you.


TAGS: ****tails hangover hunger games
Rating: 4.86/5

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Coop94stoker - December 1, 2012, 2:56 pm
Funny. My head hurts
Sho - March 30, 2012, 1:58 pm
I'm in as long I can have some orange juice instead
mariand - March 30, 2012, 1:24 pm
Greeny - March 29, 2012, 8:25 pm
lol Gary
GaryO - March 29, 2012, 8:10 pm


TAGS: alcohol party dog hangover
Rating: 4.75/5

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Cyberhagen - December 9, 2012, 12:35 pm
For the non-UK readers, paracetamol = acetaminophen (tylenol)
Claire - January 7, 2011, 6:37 pm
Great. 5L from me.
coldinjected - January 7, 2011, 12:57 am
I have to give you 5L just for the title "Hair of me". Awesome!

GOVERNMENTS - Are Like Diapers They Should be Changed Often And For the Same Reason

TAGS: diaper government politics
Rating: 2.96/5

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poop - July 29, 2009, 5:13 pm
it's politicians, not governments


TAGS: my do over thank you very much
Rating: 3.63/5

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BoneCD - October 22, 2009, 2:18 pm
5 Poodles
spacedog - October 22, 2009, 1:53 pm
Well done Sean. 5Ls.
motifake - October 22, 2009, 1:00 pm

Spelling error fix re-post
Sean - October 22, 2009, 12:51 pm
I think yer quite confused about that.
RON - October 22, 2009, 12:30 pm
i'm confused...I, thought I seen this before...5+L

The Future -

TAGS: 2015 hoverboards cars marty doc biff
Rating: 4.8/5

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EmilioDumphque - November 13, 2015, 10:57 am
Anti-gravity: as easy as time travel.

OVER KILL - When you need it and dont have it you sing a different tune!

PROVERB - Happiness is an unexpected hug.


TAGS: space sowewhere funny war poverty crime
Rating: 4/5

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Oiler - January 2, 2013, 1:30 pm
Oxygen: Responsible for War, Crime, Hunger and Poverty. I always wondered.
Treehodger - March 15, 2010, 11:34 pm
But is there Motifake? No? I'll stay here then. Lol.
xxxvampirecowboyxxx - March 15, 2010, 11:24 pm
It is a screen name.
rerun - March 15, 2010, 10:56 pm

OK vampire, why the *** before and after name?
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 15, 2010, 10:53 pm
Very nice...
rerun - March 15, 2010, 10:51 pm

nice 1st submission. welcome to Motifake

Weather Balloons -

TAGS: force armed forces military cover up
Rating: 3.1/5

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agdaniele - June 9, 2010, 8:34 pm
never doubt the aggster.
matt - February 8, 2009, 5:31 pm
batman has a bat-weather balloon!

COMBOVER - It will let you down on the first windy day.


TAGS: 49ers football famous gal coming over
Rating: 3.24/5

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RON - September 20, 2009, 11:32 pm
Good day today...Seahawks 10...49ers 23!!!
SteveAlvey - August 31, 2009, 10:49 am
Ron, you may want to edit the seminole necklace...

WHOA... -

TAGS: governmentshutdown budget congress military
Rating: 4.64/5

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Sean - April 12, 2011, 8:33 pm
Wanted: one at least marginally funny shlong joke to accompany the pic. How about (?): When you're this big, they gotta take you seriously.
marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 1:29 pm
great poster bro 5L
Arvantillian - April 11, 2011, 8:41 am
tell me you banned dating boy there? good caption 4L
mak123 - April 9, 2011, 3:13 pm
here we provide u the site links about the dating..this is the best site for dating.. dating sites
Airman - April 8, 2011, 6:12 pm
perfect. LOL
TheOne - April 8, 2011, 5:28 pm


SOOOO - I got banned from another "My Little Pony" site ...what's the worst that could've happened?

TAGS: pony hangover
Rating: 3.6/5

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Altrunchen - September 25, 2013, 8:45 am
Where did you find this pic?
poy - June 2, 2010, 12:33 pm
s**t pony


OVERKILL - Because just when you think you've reached rock bottom, some prick hands you a shovel.


TAGS: population overload too many kids
Rating: 4.95/5

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tellitlikeitis - April 13, 2011, 11:06 pm
Thanks Marlygirl. Glad to see that some of my older posters are being seen. And for the others..... well, separation worked for me.
rerun - April 13, 2011, 6:22 pm

rather sad isn't it?
Airman - April 13, 2011, 5:48 pm
our wives must have the same ob
rerun - April 13, 2011, 5:19 pm

we use abstinance at my house.
marlygirl - April 13, 2011, 4:13 pm
5L, too cool
5150monkeylove - January 24, 2011, 10:15 pm
reminds me of south park... 5 pool urinations

HELPING OTHERS - If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

TAGS: poverty question
Rating: 4.63/5

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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 9:46 pm
Truly Demotivational, I like it!
nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 9:45 pm
Truly Demotivational, I like it!
Verdeckt - August 24, 2011, 2:05 am
Ok.. Move along. Feel free to PM each other (you're welcome in advance)
Sean - August 23, 2011, 9:34 pm
Much better. Thanks. And Claude is NOT nothing, dammit! Sure he's easily confused, and there are the hygienne issues, but he's a good egg.
WTFO - August 23, 2011, 5:36 pm
Well then, to feed your narcisism...I'm deeply disappointed that you can be an atheist but not have the testicular fortitude to stand up and defend your strong convictions and deep belief of...um...er...oh yea, NOTHING! Better?
Sean - August 22, 2011, 8:51 pm
Oh hey, I took no offence, but as a narcissist I take offence at NOT being singled out. Sheesh.
Sean - August 22, 2011, 8:49 pm
And peas be with you.
WTFO - August 22, 2011, 5:16 pm
Wasn't pointing the finger specifically at you, Sean. You can find the kind of people I'm talking about on this site by their religion attacking posters.
WTFO - August 22, 2011, 5:14 pm
Claude bless you all.
Feasibly - August 18, 2011, 5:59 pm
The grace of Claude is a wonderful thing...Claude speed my brotha, Claude speed...
Sean - August 18, 2011, 3:43 pm
I just thank Claude. Sure it confuses the hell outta him, but most things do.
Feasibly - August 18, 2011, 1:40 pm
Good point Airman! I see it as one of those "darn if you do, darn if you don't" kind of things...kinda like helping others.
Airman - August 18, 2011, 12:32 pm
but but... you have no one to thank on Fridays!
Feasibly - August 18, 2011, 10:43 am
Well 5aid WTFO...excellent poster too!
Sean - August 18, 2011, 10:37 am
Now if I put that probability of non-existence too high, I am, as alleged, being arrogant. But I don't, so I'm not.
Sean - August 18, 2011, 10:36 am
Sorry, mistake there, it should read "With me it's a belief that ... probably doesn't/don't" Left out the most important word in the whole darn sentence. Sobriety sucks.
Sean - August 18, 2011, 10:34 am
I am willing to bet that most of them are pretty humble in their belief, willing to acknowledge that their "faith" is more hope than a claim as to what they know to be true.
Sean - August 18, 2011, 10:33 am
I can't say that I know, or even know of any atheists who claim to know that God doesn't exist. With me it's a belief that He/She/It/Them doesn't/don't. Nor have I read such a claim in anything by Dawkins, Hitchins, Dennett or Harris. As for believers,
WTFO - August 18, 2011, 12:46 am
Why would I pick a lane? From here I can poke holes in either theory without bias. Besides, it's completely arrogant for someone to claim they know the "truth" about something that is beyond the comprehension of humans (goes for athiests too).
Sean - August 16, 2011, 4:39 pm
Agnostics ... sheesh. Pick a lane!
WTFO - August 16, 2011, 2:22 am
Religious theology is too much for me. However, I like the joke (regardless of how old it is). Amn, watch out because after the locusts comes the darkness and the death of the 1st borns. Just saying.
Sean - August 15, 2011, 5:48 pm
Stooooopid locusts. Always complicating things. Good point, Airman. Hope all is well with you -- locusts permitting, of course.
Airman - August 15, 2011, 5:46 pm
what do you expect when Locusts are involved. they complicate things
Sean - August 15, 2011, 4:40 pm
So you're saying the Bible urges this dude to help himself to your stuff, instead of begging for it? That's some complicated theology in that there good book.
Sean - August 15, 2011, 4:37 pm
And also an old motifake, only the Christian thief stole a bicycle, if memory serves.
R.S.Jake - August 15, 2011, 11:30 am
I once asked God for a new car, then I remembered that God doesn't work like that...So I stole a new car and asked God for forgivenes5. I know, old joke, but it's funny! BTW, great poster!
WTFO - August 15, 2011, 1:27 am
Cloud, that's deep. Thanks, rerun. Sean, in case you forgot, I'm agnostic. However, I do remember the bible saying something to the effect that God helps those who help themselves.
Sean - August 14, 2011, 6:11 pm
Of course you can always ask your Jesus this question.
rerun - August 14, 2011, 8:36 am

Excellent poster WTFO
Cloudchaser - August 14, 2011, 1:55 am
People who help others in their time of need will themselves get helped in their own time of need. For example, Willie Nelson was such a nice guy to his family and friends that they all showed up at the IRS auction, bought everything and gave it all back

YOUR DOG - You told him to call it quit after the first 6-pack. But does he listen ?

I HAVE A SHARK - Your argument is invalid!

TAGS: i cant hear you over how amesome i am
Rating: 4.27/5

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familyghost - September 20, 2010, 2:04 pm
the Old Spice guy should say this.
Ed-Hyde - September 20, 2010, 7:14 am
sweet. 5L

CARPE DIEM - Cuz you'll never know when you can go boating at government expense again.

GROVER - The perfect synergy of nerd and monster

TAGS: grover
Rating: 3.31/5

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TAGS: honeymoon over lets bee friends
Rating: 4.9/5

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crankyhead - August 26, 2011, 3:44 pm
mariand - August 26, 2011, 9:26 am
WOW!!!... 5 bees

COMPUTERS - Because going outdoors is soooooo overrated.

TAGS: computers outside outdoors overated trees
Rating: 3.9/5

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Stressedesserts13 - May 19, 2011, 10:48 pm
lol echo
Stressedesserts13 - May 19, 2011, 10:48 pm
Gee, talk about a Windows software....
Stressedesserts13 - May 19, 2011, 10:47 pm
Gee, talk about a Windows software....
spacedog - March 21, 2010, 10:49 pm
I like it. Good one pykosis. (my sideways N key isn't working)


TAGS: communism pentagram satan game over apocalypse
Rating: 2.24/5

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Dante - February 6, 2009, 1:11 am
Many religions are about worshipping the soul. But you do not call yourself a Satanist than claim that you do not worship Satan in some form or another...
Töm - December 25, 2008, 5:38 am
People don't know much about satanism. Its not about worshiping Satan, but rather the human spirit. Look up Anton Lavey. Also, AUS is a socialist democracy.
Da5id - November 5, 2008, 10:11 am
Ahh yes, the chalice and phallace. In this case the 4 points of matter and the 5th point of soul, being demeaned as less important than nature, plus a tool of agriculture and industry. Sounds like science.
Dante - October 10, 2008, 5:41 pm
Wonderful, so halfway through they will run out of money and collapse. Afterwards they will gather in their mom's basement and b**** about it to Satan who, even in his wrong mind, would never want to come near the whiny bunch of morons.
RnR - October 2, 2008, 3:10 pm
fyi the jewish star has SIX points, basically two triangles superimposed ... as for the terrorist statement... the mossad is listening, so we cant speak about it
Amaterasu - October 2, 2008, 12:57 pm
Socialism pwns, but communism should be ra**d in all it's holes. By the way, the other is jew simbol, and jews aren't terrorists.
warrgarbl - September 17, 2008, 1:10 pm
lol i AM a socialist. wel... i was born in a socialist/communist country. i just thought this pic was funny so i decided to make something out of it
Akyoyo - September 3, 2008, 1:17 am
STFU! Socialism pwns, b****.

GIRL, - My poker face is my hungover face

OLD GERMAN PROVERB - We can't choose what happens to us in life, but we can choose how we deal with it.

Overworked -



TAGS: couples hangover
Rating: 4.79/5

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makingplans4nigel - July 26, 2012, 11:53 am
great way to start the day thanks for the laughs 5L as well
spacedog - July 25, 2012, 10:40 pm
Beautiful Airman, 5L

ADDICT - I'm not what I ought to be, but thank God I'm not what I used to be

CROSSOVERS - "I'm stronger!" "No, I'm stronger!

TAGS: superman the incredible hulk d c comics marvel crossover crossovers
Rating: 2.14/5

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forseti - July 8, 2010, 4:26 am
Charlie Sheen is Superman?!?
jake - August 6, 2009, 9:21 am
...not that there's anything wrong with that... ;)
jake - August 6, 2009, 9:21 am
I know a g** guy with this mural painted on his wall..........he's 26
CANADA - August 6, 2009, 9:16 am
I know a kid with this mural painted on his bedroom wall...................he's 6

HOT POTATO - Fresh from I-da-Ho and shaved just the way you like. What more could a man ask for?

TAGS: a game for spud lovers everywhere turn the lights low shaved clean
Rating: 3.84/5

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AcidRain - September 10, 2012, 5:19 pm
An hourglass figure.
Cubbybear - January 27, 2010, 10:04 pm
one hell of a ***y potato

GEE, THANKS - I've got the worst hangover at the moment. Last night was such a big night. All I can remember is that I crapped my pants.



HANGOVERS - They may last only A day, but the funny, happy, sad, embarrassing drunken memories will last forever.

THE OLDER YOU GET - The more Saturday Morning Hangovers replace Saturday Morning Cartoons.

TAGS: hangover
Rating: 4.18/5

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maoworks2 - June 24, 2012, 4:05 pm
That's The Truth.

PERFECT DESIGN - The New World Trade Center

TAGS: i looked all over to see if this was on here already
Rating: 3.59/5

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Ed-Hyde - August 25, 2009, 11:06 am
You are a born-again virgin after 12 months. So after a year, its a brand new picture. 5 conformist lions.
Dort - August 24, 2009, 7:07 pm
Holy ****, somebody just discovered an eight year old picture.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 6:32 pm
And...There's my new desktop background.....5 lions.
agdaniele - August 24, 2009, 6:09 pm
110% yes!

OVER COMPENSATING - For The Smallest Penis Ever!


TAGS: love wine hangover
Rating: 4.97/5

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spaidor - March 28, 2013, 12:44 am



TAGS: freddy mercury queen overalls
Rating: 4.36/5

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culos - February 2, 2011, 4:49 pm
That;s a poster by 'tonykorley;, not by anon Y mouse.... I;m confused now
steph1 - February 2, 2011, 4:43 pm
alright, let me put an end to the guessing game. i am basically new here and had not registered but submitted posters.... and from what i can see they all appeared under "Anonymous" which must be a generic. my first poster was: #12683 any before not mine.
Reality Lord - February 2, 2011, 7:16 am

click his icon....over 90 posters submitted. some pretty d*** good to. score would be ebtter if it wasn't for the confusion. clever is costing him.
agdaniele - February 2, 2011, 12:08 am
RL - get it together, man.... you've been a mod for 4 months now.... and a motifaker for almost 2 months.
rerun - February 1, 2011, 6:49 pm

I cannot find a registered user by tha name "Anonymous"
Reality Lord - February 1, 2011, 6:00 pm

um...correct me if i am wrong but this contributor has actually chosen the name "anonymous" as well as the avatar that goes with it. dude...think about changing it up. your score will improve.
agdaniele - February 1, 2011, 2:42 pm
Love this poster a lot. Anonymous= no vote.

THE BARON - Finds your antics amusing

TAGS: baby wearing an oversized fake monocle
Rating: 4/5

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Airman - August 26, 2010, 7:12 pm
EssenceOfJester - May 8, 2010, 11:27 pm
XD That's f***ing hilarious!
Chopperliscious - October 27, 2009, 11:07 am
Airman - September 30, 2009, 10:48 am
this is one of my favorites now. Cracks me up

WHATS THAT VEGETA? - Under Nine Thousand?!

KNITTING - Amezing what you can achieve with a pair of long needles... and NO LIFE

TAGS: knitting car cover rnr
Rating: 2.44/5

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W - November 2, 2008, 8:06 pm
It would make a nice car cover for my Ferrari.
RnR - September 15, 2008, 5:49 pm
typo in amAzing is totally my error, i won't blame the government or anyone else for it

GAY TEST - Do you own one of these cars? If so, im afraid i have bad news for you.

TAGS: g** test mgf rover car fag
Rating: 1.33/5

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agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 11:41 am
1) g** test... played out. 2) If this car makes you g**, then you don't know what g** is. 3) I don't know about the car or the guy, so I'll give this poster 1 theriouthly gaaaaaay leonay. Hiss, meow, etc.
Zed - October 6, 2009, 9:16 pm
Hate to say it, but I don't get this one.

Portal Unlock -



TAGS: adapt adjust overcome or drink
Rating: 4.55/5

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Faceplant31 - July 12, 2010, 2:42 pm
Amsome aggy.
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 2:18 am
Only the best of us do.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 2:16 am
I choose Drink.....5L

COMB-OVER - Sometimes haircuts speak louder than words.

TAGS: comb over
Rating: 3.55/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 4:36 am
You go tell him it looks stupid. I'll just wait here.

GOOSESTEP - Didn't the Nazis start off with that? First the funny walk...then the blitzkrieg... Be afraid Canada...very afraid!

YOU MIGHT BE A TALIBAN, IF ... - You've ever had a crush on your neighbor's goat.

TAGS: taliban goat lover
Rating: 2.14/5

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Faceplant31 - March 5, 2010, 1:13 pm
Literally half of Mullahbobs poster start with this title. I guess, mullets, lemur(or wtf, they were) and taliban posters are the way to go. Did i miss a memo?
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 1:06 pm
Faceplant31 - March 5, 2010, 1:06 pm
You might be a motifaker if you change the topic of your posters!

GANGSTER TOMATO - They're tired of being on the God Damn Whopper...

TAGS: gangster tomato ryan clover jessica
Rating: 1.74/5

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Signe - February 13, 2009, 2:57 pm
"tomatoes are evil dot com" that is :P They warn you about gangstas like this one!
Signe - February 13, 2009, 2:56 pm
Wow, I guess this is proof that tomatoes are evil dot com are right! (that's a real website) God, that tomato is scary!
George - April 6, 2008, 3:57 pm

OVERINDULGENCE - Pigging out takes on a new meaning


TAGS: hunger poverty
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - November 15, 2012, 6:37 am
Im not sure where the foto was taken. Im in Afghanistan now supporting US Forces but dont remember this being in the local media at all. No matter where it is, the image really makes me sad in light of all the food thats wasted every single day...
Isildae - November 15, 2012, 5:24 am
Was this image taken in Afghanistan?
Greybeard - September 25, 2012, 11:14 pm
I have had a creative streak lately. It takes up alot of my idle time while here in Afghanistan. Alot of time for reflecting...
spacedog - September 25, 2012, 7:27 pm
That's what I'm talking about. Nice and bleak. 5L. You are doing very well Greybeard, have you been here before?


TAGS: children poverty adoption
Rating: 4.97/5

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tellitlikeitis - August 9, 2011, 10:15 pm
What a twist. Excellent thinking here. But also sad to think about "my life would be different if....".
spacedog - August 9, 2011, 6:10 pm
LMAO! Love this one Forseti. 5L
forseti - August 9, 2011, 4:16 am
thx V. Uh, btw: I completely forgot to thank crankyhead for his help with the grammar! Sorry cranky!!
Verdeckt - August 9, 2011, 4:12 am

Mr Yuk -

TAGS: medicinal call poison control overdose
Rating: 4.86/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 14, 2014, 11:06 am
And a very big bag of Chex Party Mix! .... So I've heard.
ughomer - May 2, 2014, 10:27 am
A huge 5-Lions on this, Ism!
Cannabal - April 30, 2014, 9:44 pm
I need 10 slices of pepperoni, 5stat! Or 30 minutes, whatever works, man.


NEW YORK SODA BAN - This just in... New Yorkers too stupid to make their own decisions.

TAGS: government law stupid new york
Rating: 4.7/5

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falloutghoul - September 14, 2012, 8:45 pm
Because we won't take responsibility for our own health.
Bolverk3778 - September 14, 2012, 6:59 am

YOU'LL ALWAYS HAVE A SPECIAL PLACE - in my heart . Now that place has padded walls, bars on the doors and windows. Oh, I have the only key!

MW3 -

TAGS: same game different cover mw3 sucks
Rating: 4.42/5

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abraaz - January 20, 2012, 6:07 am
Yes but the thing is this game is actually copied and pasted, well most of it is anyway. For instance when server crash on PC you get this meassage "We're sorry but the Modern Warefare 2 servers have crashed" I mean like seriously, that is an epic fail xD
falloutghoul - January 19, 2012, 2:03 pm
I object! And no, I am not defending Money Wasted 3!
Sho - January 18, 2012, 11:24 pm
All video game sequels are a copy paste lol
djrcreative - January 18, 2012, 10:39 pm
Nice. Harsh. Ouch. I'm clueless about video games, but I get it. 5L


TAGS: evil overlord murder mayhem minions magic
Rating: 2.19/5

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Elder God Douchebag - January 21, 2009, 5:02 pm
Of course I enjoy my work.
Khatmonsuk - January 21, 2009, 4:55 pm
The Mighty M's!