Over 98693
motifake

Over Demotivational Poster


A CROSS-OVER -


TAGS: twilight blade cross over crossover best ever
Rating: 3.54/5

More motifakes by Darky Mephisto

rerun - August 10, 2010, 11:31 pm, #188720

kind of reminds me of that squirrel...bet he starts popping up
agdaniele - August 10, 2010, 11:29 pm, #188718
Wait, no.... this is the one I laughed at.
agdaniele - June 30, 2010, 8:15 am, #182642
Or elsewhere.
Jericho - August 2, 2009, 4:48 pm, #103937
EPIC WIN


MARS ROVER'S FIRST PICTURE - I guess we should have known.


TAGS: marvin mars rover
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

MissPriss - August 6, 2012, 7:18 pm, #238146
I saw this in the approval line up and hoped the mods did just that. Laughed so hard cuz only the government could spend so much money for an epic ph**obomb!


GINGERS, TO ARMS!!! - After years of enduring abuse and slander, our time has come. The Revolution is at hand! Today: Britain, tomorrow: the world!


TAGS: redheads everywhere theres too many game over man game over
Rating: 2.85/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

MashiMashi - February 29, 2012, 8:56 pm, #230394
All the gingers at my gym have exceptional and proportional racks, If the girls fat they're humongus, if the girls skinny they're big.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2009, 8:19 pm, #116703
Only the British care about Gingers....the rest of the world have better minorities too hate.......like Mexicans or albinos.
Woodywood03a - September 10, 2009, 7:50 pm, #116699
I love Red headed women. I would love to see a Red headed Japanese woman. Then I will say, "YES... THERE IS REALLY SOMEONE THAT LOVES ME!!!"
Jas - September 10, 2009, 6:58 pm, #116691
OMG those people are on fire! Help them!
rogueagent - September 10, 2009, 6:46 pm, #116689
I never understood why gingers got the abuse, I think red headed women are great.


OVERNIGHT DELIVERY - Usually a lot faster than the pizza delivery guy.


TAGS: fedex over night delivery pizza fast humor mechanic pilot
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

Laevian - May 26, 2012, 2:19 am, #235155
unbelievable ! 4L for the caption
ramblerjw - April 10, 2010, 6:43 pm, #170612
Has nothing to do with FedEx, when I was in the Corps I got this a chain email saying it was a list of Air Force gripes. I used a few of the "fixes" while doing the same type paperwork while stationed in Okinawa, let's just say that didn't end well for me
stygian616 - February 25, 2010, 12:57 pm, #160686
wow a poster with 5 L's even though the caption is a fail
WTF - November 18, 2009, 4:05 pm, #137629
Why is a civilian A320 equipped with "Identify Friend or Foe"?
phydeaux - November 18, 2009, 3:28 pm, #137609
I was in Naval Aviation...and a rookie pilot once actually handed in a gripe sheet with the "IFF works in IFF mode but not in OFF mode" issue. I laughed so hard at this I cried...
_Ally - November 18, 2009, 11:01 am, #137549
erm caption not comment.
_Ally - November 18, 2009, 11:01 am, #137548
That brought tears to my eyes before I even got to the comment. 5L just for the ph**o.
whatukno - November 18, 2009, 9:56 am, #137539
5L that was funny, not your caption, but the pic itself.


Conspiracy -


TAGS: force ufo aliens alien funny government military
Rating: 2.87/5

More motifakes by Little Johnny

Suh-weet - November 24, 2008, 4:33 pm, #39431
What's a Motifake? Some kind of weather balloon? HAHAH... Too easy. =[
United States Air Force - November 12, 2008, 10:57 pm, #35918
There was never a Motifake #30121, understand?


FRUSTRATION - Hung over, outa' coffee, can't find my lighter and what the hell are you looking at?


TAGS: kid hangover lighter
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by RayZorZedge

RayZorZedge - June 9, 2010, 10:14 am, #179604
Thanks I've been doing these in my head, just to amuse myself. I found MotiFake while stumbling and thought; what the hell, why not?
suenero - June 6, 2010, 8:55 am, #179269
This is the funniest thing I seen in overr a month. Great work!


IT'S IN OUR BLOOD -


TAGS: gene pool men fishing proverb
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Greeny - April 27, 2015, 8:01 pm, #260974
Ha! Wait long enough & I'm able to give it another 5L!
spacedog - June 28, 2012, 11:10 pm, #236754
Thanks guys.
GaryO - June 28, 2012, 9:41 pm, #236748
Excellent
caveman - June 28, 2012, 9:25 pm, #236747
Can't.....stop........laughing
Greeny - June 28, 2012, 9:06 pm, #236746
lol


Truth In Advertising -




THE AC-130 GUNSHIP - 3 20mm mini guns 2 40mm auto cannons and 1 105mm artillery gun .... over kill any one?


TAGS: this is pure american overkill at her finest
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by usaf1995

Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 2:45 pm, #246916
37. There is no 'overkill.' There is only 'open fire' and 'I need to reload. - The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries.
Airman - January 25, 2012, 7:24 pm, #228104
comes in handy when there's a gaggle of bad guys on a mountainside
2ninja4u - January 25, 2012, 6:42 pm, #228103
Who needs over kill? your just wasting ammo! one sh** ,one kill.
usaf1995 - June 8, 2010, 12:00 pm, #179472
WAIT WAIT WAIT ITS THE 123S OF DEATH!!!!
Bob D. Sailor - June 7, 2010, 7:36 pm, #179422
Going deer hunting with a nuke.. That's overkill. This is making sure what you want to kill is dead and is going to stay that way. (Also great for the approaching zombie apocalyspe.)
tsprint1996 - June 7, 2010, 4:25 pm, #179408
The ph**o is a mirror image. All the guns should be on the port side.
corneredbadger - June 7, 2010, 1:56 pm, #179401
its not overkill, its preparedness. so if the populaion of a country gets out of line we can remove said country
R.S.Jake - June 7, 2010, 10:34 am, #179393
Love the Gunship. Poster is ok. 4L
usaf1995 - June 7, 2010, 9:37 am, #179391
soooooooooo do you like it???
Ed-Hyde - June 7, 2010, 7:24 am, #179384
Nerdy would be dressing up LIKE an AC-130. Besides, there's no such thing as overkill, dead is dead.
agdaniele - June 7, 2010, 12:10 am, #179344
I've always been a fan of airpower... nerdy, I wouldn't agree with... but, I'm a bit bias. What isn't nerdy?
Anything - June 7, 2010, 12:04 am, #179343
I find these weaponry stuff on the internet very, very nerdy.
agdaniele - June 7, 2010, 12:00 am, #179342
Depends on where you are, I suppose. In this case, this platform is highly accurate, but carries a punch unlike anything in it's class.
Anything - June 6, 2010, 11:57 pm, #179341
Well that's pretty much useless.
agdaniele - June 6, 2010, 11:48 pm, #179340
Everything.
Anything - June 6, 2010, 11:42 pm, #179339
What does it kill ?
agdaniele - June 6, 2010, 11:39 pm, #179338
It's needed. It's one thing to kill the enemy... but just as tactically important to intimidate.
Dark Dragon - June 6, 2010, 11:32 pm, #179336
There is no such thing as overkill Just slightly excessive


KANYE WEST - His own parents even think he's a douche bag


TAGS: kanye west douche bag oversized child immature borderline retard
Rating: 3.78/5

More motifakes by Cam

alazgr8 - September 12, 2011, 8:34 pm, #224241
Ya' know, those a$$istants and manicurists can be pretty tough, I know...
TheSarge - October 30, 2009, 2:50 pm, #132294
I bet this turd has 20 bodyguards around him too.
BriaHere - September 15, 2009, 3:02 pm, #118075
Most people I know think he's a douche. Also, Russell Brand, just to throw it in.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 4:07 am, #117983
I just wanted to make sure I remembered their craziness ^_^
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:44 am, #117953
i was using them as examples of celebs who have let fame go to their heads. Naomi Campbell has attacked 2 a**istants and a manicurist.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 3:42 am, #117952
I hate to bring this up, but didn't Russel Crow attack a journalist by throwing a phone at him, then giving a bow of respect before leaving? And doesn't Lambchop do blow off underage tai Prostitutes?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:31 am, #117946
Just some...not all. ex,Naomi Campbell, Russel Crowe, Lambchop.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:29 am, #117944
I disagree, mooooo... Celine Dion turned out just fine.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:29 am, #117942
And yet the youth today love him. You kan take the punk out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the punk.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:28 am, #117940
It's fame like that that leads celebs to get big headed and start pulling hissy fits.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:26 am, #117939
What a great comment on our youth that his albums go platinum and triple platinum, and he wins awards from GQ, MTV, BRIT and the Grammys.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 3:22 am, #117936
I will 5 star anything that brings the hate against this man.


BUMPER STICKERS - When stating the obvious


TAGS: bumper sticker jeep wreck roll over car sticker fail
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by Bmanthecool

Bob D. Sailor - April 6, 2010, 9:23 pm, #170025
Waaaayyyyy over used pic... 1L.
Reason - April 6, 2010, 3:00 pm, #169989
made me laugh, but the caption was too obvious
Faceplant31 - April 6, 2010, 2:34 pm, #169982
1L


PROVERBS -


TAGS: 1st grade proverbs
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Airman

Laevian - May 23, 2012, 12:47 pm, #235021
good one, faith restorer :)))
Zealot - July 9, 2010, 2:28 pm, #183815
first grades say the darnedest things
freddyfoxtrot - July 9, 2010, 1:25 pm, #183811
Nice! 5 horses i don't know how to lead to water for this one
Chef - July 9, 2010, 12:58 pm, #183810
HA!!! Thanks Airman, needed a chuckle... 5 L in crayon!
Faceplant31 - July 9, 2010, 12:57 pm, #183809
ROR! 5L


ALLOWED TO PLAY? -


TAGS: guitar play heaven music over
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by caveman

twill1962 - September 28, 2012, 8:34 pm, #239526
Don't forget Free Bird!
calvin5040 - November 21, 2011, 8:04 pm, #226025
What that you say??? you wan me to go to the other music store and buy my stuff there?


HATCHERY - Spawn more Overlord !




OVERKILL - Definition: Whatever I drive OVER, I will KILL


TAGS: overkill over kill
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2011, 9:52 am, #222679
Ok thanks.
Verdeckt - August 8, 2011, 9:12 am, #222674
No, you will get an "Already Voted" message
M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2011, 7:58 am, #222673
I didn't vote twice for the record, but is that even possible??
rerun - August 7, 2011, 9:33 pm, #222649

far more genreous than I am.
crankyhead - August 7, 2011, 8:26 pm, #222648
This will be the last time either of you vote twice on the same poster ok?
M0rd3kaI - August 7, 2011, 5:08 pm, #222636
I know, you said that, and therefore I thank you x2, and I have no idea how you commented twice either, but it is appropriate lol
the1stCOMMI3 - August 7, 2011, 5:05 pm, #222635
No I voted twice, I have absoloutely no idea how I commented twice
M0rd3kaI - August 7, 2011, 4:59 pm, #222634
Lol, thanks...x2 I guess :D
the1stCOMMI3 - August 7, 2011, 4:57 pm, #222633
So funny, i voted twice!
the1stCOMMI3 - August 7, 2011, 4:57 pm, #222632
So funny, i voted twice!


BACKUP - Even when you feel alone, just know someone is covering your six ...


TAGS: backup someone covering your six
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Budog

falloutghoul - February 27, 2012, 5:58 pm, #230230
Hooah!


Question -




ABE LINCOLN -


TAGS: poverty abe lincoln self motivating achievers
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - April 3, 2013, 11:41 pm, #244854

...and regardless of who made the statement the image ties into the quote rather well i think. cheers
Reality Lord - April 3, 2013, 11:40 pm, #244853

i found one link that credits the good rev and a multitude that credit mr lincoln for this quote. as thomas jefferson said "you just can't trust the interwebs these days."
Buzzramjet - April 2, 2013, 9:36 am, #244811
Too bad Lincoln never said that. It was written by a pro employer Rev named William Boetcker in 1916.
Reality Lord - August 25, 2010, 12:46 am, #190736

ty dude...ooops...another one dv'd.
MisterJJ - August 23, 2010, 2:40 pm, #190509
And the 5 poodles sang "Amen brother, Amen".


VOICE OVERS - there is only one king


TAGS: cartoons voice overs
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by Airman

Buzzramjet - February 1, 2012, 1:31 am, #228586
Mel Blanc? Pick your own?
mariand - January 6, 2012, 6:07 am, #227316
lol... is this a joke or what?... you can't deny an entire history for an character, and that, known by his lack of intelligence...
MashiMashi - January 6, 2012, 2:02 am, #227312
@mariand-How can this be amsome WHEN THERE IS NO PATRICK!!!
mariand - January 5, 2012, 12:34 am, #227275
amsome


SPANDEX - Some people...just...shouldn't.




OVERKILL - You can never be too safe


TAGS: over kill
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by dgoalie01

tomyironmane - May 4, 2013, 11:44 pm, #245537
Rule 37: There is no overkill. There is only "Open Fire" and "I need to reload."


SOMETIMES LOVES SUCKS -


TAGS: rejection braindead finished over
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by tellitlikeitis

Hawamleh - November 17, 2010, 9:31 am, #202886
Nice Point.
BoneCD - November 17, 2010, 8:45 am, #202883
I'm looking at all the comments on this and am surprised! Doesn't anybody see what's going on here...it's his first 3-way *rubs tears from eyes* such sweet memories. Makes you want to get out the scrapbook.
Hawamleh - November 16, 2010, 7:58 pm, #202846
You Have No Idea..
tellitlikeitis - November 16, 2010, 7:35 pm, #202843
And thank you Spacedog. Gee, I didn't think the poster was that great. Apparently, the men of Motifake can really relate to psycho chicks, eh?
spacedog - November 16, 2010, 7:14 pm, #202838
Nicely done Telli. 5L
tellitlikeitis - November 16, 2010, 6:46 pm, #202832
You tell me RL. I like to think that I'm the later... bahaaaaaa!
Reality Lord - November 16, 2010, 5:21 pm, #202822

and may i ask which one you are tellit? oh...5L solid
tellitlikeitis - November 16, 2010, 12:55 pm, #202804
A thousand thank you's.
Hawamleh - November 16, 2010, 8:34 am, #202795
I Saw This Late, normally i would say something witty, but i have eaten way to much sweet sweet goat on this " the first day of eid" to think properly so have 5 holiday lions.
agdaniele - November 16, 2010, 8:33 am, #202794
tsk tsk
tellitlikeitis - November 16, 2010, 6:54 am, #202792
I'm actually really impressed about my numbers... Cheers.
agdaniele - November 15, 2010, 8:51 pm, #202778
I already gave a 5, so you won't drop as soon as you usually do.
tellitlikeitis - November 15, 2010, 8:50 pm, #202777
Thanks for the 5 L's!!! Now I'll wait until the L's go down.
agdaniele - November 15, 2010, 8:50 pm, #202776
Can't live with them, can't change your oil without them. Or hook up your DVD player, or loosen a pickle jar, or fall in a toilet....
tellitlikeitis - November 15, 2010, 8:49 pm, #202775
More exciting I suppose... men!
pzykosiz - November 15, 2010, 8:47 pm, #202774
i'm a psycho anyway, so i don't care. 5L's
agdaniele - November 15, 2010, 8:44 pm, #202773
I have to disagree. Psycho isn't psycho unless it has a bubbly side.
tellitlikeitis - November 15, 2010, 8:43 pm, #202771
Oh, come on now boys, only during PMS for the strong willed women. Psycho chicks are 24/7.
agdaniele - November 15, 2010, 8:38 pm, #202770
tomayto, tomahtoe
rerun - November 15, 2010, 8:11 pm, #202769

or telling the difference


how drunk was I -


TAGS: over imbibing
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Airman

MagicBob - April 20, 2014, 4:16 pm, #254408
Who needs a pillow made of concrete when you have a double cheese pizza?~
spacedog - March 31, 2014, 6:06 pm, #253972
I've done lots of stupid things while drunk, but laying down and sleeping wasn't one of them. The easiest way to get me to pass out these days is to ask me to drive long distance. Two hours and I'm done. ZZZZZ.
Greeny - March 30, 2014, 10:34 pm, #253952
LOL
lgvernon - March 30, 2014, 9:15 pm, #253950

It's the mushrooms, Airman.


THE DREAMS -




PRAIRIE PROVERBS - Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime and too sleepy to worry at night.


TAGS: proverbs wisdom worry sleepy quote
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by beastmaster

Yorick - September 15, 2012, 12:28 am, #239168
Ain't that the truth.
beastmaster - July 29, 2012, 9:02 pm, #237875
Thank you! :)
maoworks2 - March 29, 2012, 7:03 am, #232291
Very Nice!
rerun - March 28, 2012, 7:54 pm, #232269

sweet


NOT UNTIL WE ARE LOST - That We Really Discover Ourselves ...


TAGS: lost desert discover ourself
Rating: 4.74/5

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Rick69 - January 23, 2012, 12:01 pm, #227967
Thanks, definitely quite true... Mainly because some my mates & I got together to camp in Scottish wilderness for a week; we got majorly lost once and that's when each person's real personality and characteristics really shone through...
LegendaryDarkKnight45 - January 21, 2012, 6:22 pm, #227898
Reminds me of Uncharted 3. This is a good one though because it's truthful.


POVERTY - Having too much month left at the end of the money.


TAGS: poverty
Rating: 4.42/5

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HANGOVERS - Waking up is easy. Letting you live is the hard part.




YO MAMA - . . . is so fat, when she sings, its over.




HELL BUS -


TAGS: darkness hell public transportation detroit jersey both horrible places driver pull over river styx
Rating: 2.95/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

KaptenN - March 4, 2011, 6:43 pm, #213578
Actually, there's a small settlement in Michigan named "Hell". I think it's somewhere west of Detroit. There's also a city named "Hell" in Norway.
Bartimaeus - October 15, 2009, 1:22 am, #126875
I hear that
oh shit - October 14, 2009, 11:23 pm, #126853
last stop, 4****


THE OVERLORD DOUCHEBAG - Occasionally leaves the safety of his Impenetrable Cardboard Fortress.


TAGS: overlord douchbag impenetrable cardboard fortress
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by MustyK

phydeaux - January 24, 2010, 3:08 pm, #154173
Now sit on it and spin. 5L!


EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE -


TAGS: the bomb duck and cover
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Airman

GaryO - February 11, 2012, 11:46 am, #229347
Dang, I remember those desks! They were new
sugarkisses114 - January 16, 2012, 5:41 pm, #227672
When I was a child once a month the town's fire siren would blow and we'd hide under our desks. I remember doing this up until second grade.
Weatherlawyer - January 12, 2012, 8:49 pm, #227529
The British were nearer the source and far better prepared. Take the doors off all the rooms and make a den under the stairs. Then pile up all the top soil from your garden all around it. Guaranteed to make you wish it hadn't been a false alarm.
falloutghoul - January 7, 2012, 9:18 pm, #227356
"When the All-Clear sounded, I can get up, go out to the playground, AND MELT!"
FreeGunsForAll - January 5, 2012, 10:26 pm, #227308
Jeez, you're making it sound like doing that wasn't safe or something.
maoworks2 - January 5, 2012, 6:26 pm, #227302
The Air Raid Sirens Were The Worst !!
Reality Lord - January 5, 2012, 5:35 pm, #227299

i remember these drills as well. i remember the air raid sirens. scarey **** man.
the1stCOMMI3 - January 5, 2012, 5:15 pm, #227297
Well you have to admit, if the radiation& blast don't kill you, the desks could have protected you from the debris
champ99 - January 5, 2012, 3:57 pm, #227293
I did it as a child and I am still here so I guess it worked!
Rick69 - January 5, 2012, 2:44 pm, #227291
I guess hiding under a desk is just vaguely better than sitting on your chair waiting for impending doom and all...
Airman - January 5, 2012, 1:08 pm, #227287
I did these as a kid.. we were told they worked. LOL. Lewis Black said he might as well have been a rump roast
falloutghoul - January 5, 2012, 12:50 pm, #227285
I remember Lewis Black did a skit about this, and it was funny. 5 from me.
MPsniper - January 4, 2012, 7:38 pm, #227272
duck...... and cover
maoworks2 - January 4, 2012, 5:45 pm, #227263
I Remember That, Sad Stuff
the1stCOMMI3 - January 4, 2012, 5:42 pm, #227262
The old drills sound more like a "you're f**ck'd" type of drill


BALL? -


TAGS: covered in a certain b***er
Rating: 3.96/5

More motifakes by MrRandom

Derek - November 29, 2009, 2:18 am, #140827
Scarily reminiscent of Jeremy Clarkson (except he'd say "supercar, supercar, supercar...")


LET THE GAMES BEGIN -


TAGS: ****tails hangover hunger games
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Airman

Coop94stoker - December 1, 2012, 2:56 pm, #241098
Funny. My head hurts
Sho - March 30, 2012, 1:58 pm, #232411
I'm in as long I can have some orange juice instead
mariand - March 30, 2012, 1:24 pm, #232410
hahaha...where?...where?
Greeny - March 29, 2012, 8:25 pm, #232355
lol Gary
GaryO - March 29, 2012, 8:10 pm, #232351
weekend?


HAIR OF THE ME -


TAGS: alcohol party dog hangover
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by pointer

Cyberhagen - December 9, 2012, 12:35 pm, #241326
For the non-UK readers, paracetamol = acetaminophen (tylenol)
Claire - January 7, 2011, 6:37 pm, #209367
Great. 5L from me.
coldinjected - January 7, 2011, 12:57 am, #209321
I have to give you 5L just for the title "Hair of me". Awesome!


CONFIDENCE - The feeling you have before you fully understand the situation.




GOVERNMENTS - Are Like Diapers They Should be Changed Often And For the Same Reason


TAGS: diaper government politics
Rating: 2.96/5

More motifakes by gonepostal42

poop - July 29, 2009, 5:13 pm, #101981
it's politicians, not governments


Unappreciated -


TAGS: 400 trillion lover tells unappreciated
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Ism

Ashson - July 5, 2014, 9:48 pm, #255603
Actually, the odds are 1. You've already been born as you.


SERENITY -


TAGS: my do over thank you very much
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by Sean

BoneCD - October 22, 2009, 2:18 pm, #129652
5 Poodles
spacedog - October 22, 2009, 1:53 pm, #129640
Well done Sean. 5Ls.
motifake - October 22, 2009, 1:00 pm, #129634

Spelling error fix re-post
Sean - October 22, 2009, 12:51 pm, #129633
I think yer quite confused about that.
RON - October 22, 2009, 12:30 pm, #129629
i'm confused...I, thought I seen this before...5+L


PROVERB - Happiness is an unexpected hug.




SOMEWHERE -


TAGS: space sowewhere funny war poverty crime
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by xxxvampirecowboyxxx

Oiler - January 2, 2013, 1:30 pm, #242143
Oxygen: Responsible for War, Crime, Hunger and Poverty. I always wondered.
Treehodger - March 15, 2010, 11:34 pm, #165104
But is there Motifake? No? I'll stay here then. Lol.
xxxvampirecowboyxxx - March 15, 2010, 11:24 pm, #165103
It is a screen name.
rerun - March 15, 2010, 10:56 pm, #165096

OK vampire, why the *** before and after name?
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 15, 2010, 10:53 pm, #165095
Very nice...
rerun - March 15, 2010, 10:51 pm, #165093

nice 1st submission. welcome to Motifake


Weather Balloons -


TAGS: force armed forces military cover up
Rating: 3.1/5

More motifakes by Little Johnny

agdaniele - June 9, 2010, 8:34 pm, #179697
never doubt the aggster.
matt - February 8, 2009, 5:31 pm, #57887
batman has a bat-weather balloon!


COMBOVER - It will let you down on the first windy day.




HANGOVERS - Even little doggies get them


TAGS: dog hangover
Rating: 2.79/5

More motifakes by Koradan

agdaniele - June 11, 2009, 1:29 am, #85917
I need a little hair of the human that bit me.


DEATH - does


TAGS: life death overcome
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by TigerKid

LogicDude - April 16, 2010, 10:42 pm, #171746
ZZZIIINNNGGG!!!!
Faceplant31 - April 15, 2010, 10:45 am, #171435
Nice one. 5L
agdaniele - April 15, 2010, 1:02 am, #171380
Touche'


WHOA... -


TAGS: governmentshutdown budget congress military
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

Sean - April 12, 2011, 8:33 pm, #216257
Wanted: one at least marginally funny shlong joke to accompany the pic. How about (?): When you're this big, they gotta take you seriously.
marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 1:29 pm, #216206
great poster bro 5L
Arvantillian - April 11, 2011, 8:41 am, #216111
tell me you banned dating boy there? good caption 4L
mak123 - April 9, 2011, 3:13 pm, #216053
here we provide u the site links about the dating..this is the best site for dating.. dating sites
Airman - April 8, 2011, 6:12 pm, #216013
perfect. LOL
TheOne - April 8, 2011, 5:28 pm, #216009
Lo5L.


THE MONEY TRAIN -




OVER KILL - When you need it and dont have it you sing a different tune!




SOOOO - I got banned from another "My Little Pony" site ...what's the worst that could've happened?


TAGS: pony hangover
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by Dr. Rusak

Altrunchen - September 25, 2013, 8:45 am, #250008
Where did you find this pic?
poy - June 2, 2010, 12:33 pm, #178849
s**t pony


ALONE -




BIRTH CONTROL -


TAGS: population overload too many kids
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by tellitlikeitis

tellitlikeitis - April 13, 2011, 11:06 pm, #216353
Thanks Marlygirl. Glad to see that some of my older posters are being seen. And for the others..... well, separation worked for me.
rerun - April 13, 2011, 6:22 pm, #216345

rather sad isn't it?
Airman - April 13, 2011, 5:48 pm, #216344
our wives must have the same ob
rerun - April 13, 2011, 5:19 pm, #216342

we use abstinance at my house.
marlygirl - April 13, 2011, 4:13 pm, #216338
5L, too cool
5150monkeylove - January 24, 2011, 10:15 pm, #210738
reminds me of south park... 5 pool urinations


HELPING OTHERS - If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?


TAGS: poverty question
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by WTFO

nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 9:46 pm, #239456
Truly Demotivational, I like it!
nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 9:45 pm, #239455
Truly Demotivational, I like it!
Verdeckt - August 24, 2011, 2:05 am, #223421
Ok.. Move along. Feel free to PM each other (you're welcome in advance)
Sean - August 23, 2011, 9:34 pm, #223415
Much better. Thanks. And Claude is NOT nothing, dammit! Sure he's easily confused, and there are the hygienne issues, but he's a good egg.
WTFO - August 23, 2011, 5:36 pm, #223407
Well then, to feed your narcisism...I'm deeply disappointed that you can be an atheist but not have the testicular fortitude to stand up and defend your strong convictions and deep belief of...um...er...oh yea, NOTHING! Better?
Sean - August 22, 2011, 8:51 pm, #223384
Oh hey, I took no offence, but as a narcissist I take offence at NOT being singled out. Sheesh.
Sean - August 22, 2011, 8:49 pm, #223383
And peas be with you.
WTFO - August 22, 2011, 5:16 pm, #223369
Wasn't pointing the finger specifically at you, Sean. You can find the kind of people I'm talking about on this site by their religion attacking posters.
WTFO - August 22, 2011, 5:14 pm, #223368
Claude bless you all.
Feasibly - August 18, 2011, 5:59 pm, #223163
The grace of Claude is a wonderful thing...Claude speed my brotha, Claude speed...
Sean - August 18, 2011, 3:43 pm, #223156
I just thank Claude. Sure it confuses the hell outta him, but most things do.
Feasibly - August 18, 2011, 1:40 pm, #223149
Good point Airman! I see it as one of those "darn if you do, darn if you don't" kind of things...kinda like helping others.
Airman - August 18, 2011, 12:32 pm, #223144
but but... you have no one to thank on Fridays!
Feasibly - August 18, 2011, 10:43 am, #223140
Well 5aid WTFO...excellent poster too!
Sean - August 18, 2011, 10:37 am, #223138
Now if I put that probability of non-existence too high, I am, as alleged, being arrogant. But I don't, so I'm not.
Sean - August 18, 2011, 10:36 am, #223137
Sorry, mistake there, it should read "With me it's a belief that ... probably doesn't/don't" Left out the most important word in the whole darn sentence. Sobriety sucks.
Sean - August 18, 2011, 10:34 am, #223136
I am willing to bet that most of them are pretty humble in their belief, willing to acknowledge that their "faith" is more hope than a claim as to what they know to be true.
Sean - August 18, 2011, 10:33 am, #223135
I can't say that I know, or even know of any atheists who claim to know that God doesn't exist. With me it's a belief that He/She/It/Them doesn't/don't. Nor have I read such a claim in anything by Dawkins, Hitchins, Dennett or Harris. As for believers,
WTFO - August 18, 2011, 12:46 am, #223125
Why would I pick a lane? From here I can poke holes in either theory without bias. Besides, it's completely arrogant for someone to claim they know the "truth" about something that is beyond the comprehension of humans (goes for athiests too).
Sean - August 16, 2011, 4:39 pm, #223070
Agnostics ... sheesh. Pick a lane!
WTFO - August 16, 2011, 2:22 am, #223049
Religious theology is too much for me. However, I like the joke (regardless of how old it is). Amn, watch out because after the locusts comes the darkness and the death of the 1st borns. Just saying.
Sean - August 15, 2011, 5:48 pm, #223040
Stooooopid locusts. Always complicating things. Good point, Airman. Hope all is well with you -- locusts permitting, of course.
Airman - August 15, 2011, 5:46 pm, #223039
what do you expect when Locusts are involved. they complicate things
Sean - August 15, 2011, 4:40 pm, #223038
So you're saying the Bible urges this dude to help himself to your stuff, instead of begging for it? That's some complicated theology in that there good book.
Sean - August 15, 2011, 4:37 pm, #223037
And also an old motifake, only the Christian thief stole a bicycle, if memory serves.
R.S.Jake - August 15, 2011, 11:30 am, #223025
I once asked God for a new car, then I remembered that God doesn't work like that...So I stole a new car and asked God for forgivenes5. I know, old joke, but it's funny! BTW, great poster!
WTFO - August 15, 2011, 1:27 am, #223008
Cloud, that's deep. Thanks, rerun. Sean, in case you forgot, I'm agnostic. However, I do remember the bible saying something to the effect that God helps those who help themselves.
Sean - August 14, 2011, 6:11 pm, #223005
Of course you can always ask your Jesus this question.
rerun - August 14, 2011, 8:36 am, #222999

Excellent poster WTFO
Cloudchaser - August 14, 2011, 1:55 am, #222994
People who help others in their time of need will themselves get helped in their own time of need. For example, Willie Nelson was such a nice guy to his family and friends that they all showed up at the IRS auction, bought everything and gave it all back


YOUR DOG - You told him to call it quit after the first 6-pack. But does he listen ?




I HAVE A SHARK - Your argument is invalid!


TAGS: i cant hear you over how amesome i am
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by whatukno

familyghost - September 20, 2010, 2:04 pm, #194714
the Old Spice guy should say this.
Ed-Hyde - September 20, 2010, 7:14 am, #194675
sweet. 5L


CARPE DIEM - Cuz you'll never know when you can go boating at government expense again.




GROVER - The perfect synergy of nerd and monster


TAGS: grover
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by kolin2003



HOONEYMOON PERIOD -


TAGS: honeymoon over lets bee friends
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

crankyhead - August 26, 2011, 3:44 pm, #223537
5tinger
mariand - August 26, 2011, 9:26 am, #223530
WOW!!!... 5 bees


COMPUTERS - Because going outdoors is soooooo overrated.


TAGS: computers outside outdoors overated trees
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

Stressedesserts13 - May 19, 2011, 10:48 pm, #218786
lol echo
Stressedesserts13 - May 19, 2011, 10:48 pm, #218785
Gee, talk about a Windows software....
Stressedesserts13 - May 19, 2011, 10:47 pm, #218784
Gee, talk about a Windows software....
spacedog - March 21, 2010, 10:49 pm, #166214
I like it. Good one pykosis. (my sideways N key isn't working)


OVERKILL - Because just when you think you've reached rock bottom, some prick hands you a shovel.




APOCALYPSE - THEY TEAMED UP! OH SHI-!


TAGS: communism pentagram satan game over apocalypse
Rating: 2.24/5

More motifakes by Wharrgarbl

Dante - February 6, 2009, 1:11 am, #57272
Many religions are about worshipping the soul. But you do not call yourself a Satanist than claim that you do not worship Satan in some form or another...
Töm - December 25, 2008, 5:38 am, #46593
People don't know much about satanism. Its not about worshiping Satan, but rather the human spirit. Look up Anton Lavey. Also, AUS is a socialist democracy.
Da5id - November 5, 2008, 10:11 am, #33647
Ahh yes, the chalice and phallace. In this case the 4 points of matter and the 5th point of soul, being demeaned as less important than nature, plus a tool of agriculture and industry. Sounds like science.
Dante - October 10, 2008, 5:41 pm, #26955
Wonderful, so halfway through they will run out of money and collapse. Afterwards they will gather in their mom's basement and b**** about it to Satan who, even in his wrong mind, would never want to come near the whiny bunch of morons.
RnR - October 2, 2008, 3:10 pm, #25056
fyi the jewish star has SIX points, basically two triangles superimposed ... as for the terrorist statement... the mossad is listening, so we cant speak about it
Amaterasu - October 2, 2008, 12:57 pm, #25036
Socialism pwns, but communism should be ra**d in all it's holes. By the way, the other is jew simbol, and jews aren't terrorists.
warrgarbl - September 17, 2008, 1:10 pm, #21631
lol i AM a socialist. wel... i was born in a socialist/communist country. i just thought this pic was funny so i decided to make something out of it
Akyoyo - September 3, 2008, 1:17 am, #18574
STFU! Socialism pwns, b****.


GIRL, - My poker face is my hungover face




OLD GERMAN PROVERB - We can't choose what happens to us in life, but we can choose how we deal with it.




Overworked -




PARENTAL RHETORIC -




HELL HATH NO FURY -


TAGS: couples hangover
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Airman

makingplans4nigel - July 26, 2012, 11:53 am, #237628
great way to start the day thanks for the laughs 5L as well
spacedog - July 25, 2012, 10:40 pm, #237617
Beautiful Airman, 5L


ADDICT - I'm not what I ought to be, but thank God I'm not what I used to be




WHAT DOES IT TAKE -


TAGS: 49ers football famous gal coming over
Rating: 3.24/5

More motifakes by ronsart

RON - September 20, 2009, 11:32 pm, #120165
Good day today...Seahawks 10...49ers 23!!!
SteveAlvey - August 31, 2009, 10:49 am, #113550
Ron, you may want to edit the seminole necklace...


CROSSOVERS - "I'm stronger!" "No, I'm stronger!


TAGS: superman the incredible hulk d c comics marvel crossover crossovers
Rating: 2.14/5

More motifakes by jalford

forseti - July 8, 2010, 4:26 am, #183687
Charlie Sheen is Superman?!?
jake - August 6, 2009, 9:21 am, #105187
...not that there's anything wrong with that... ;)
jake - August 6, 2009, 9:21 am, #105186
I know a g** guy with this mural painted on his wall..........he's 26
CANADA - August 6, 2009, 9:16 am, #105184
I know a kid with this mural painted on his bedroom wall...................he's 6


HOT POTATO - Fresh from I-da-Ho and shaved just the way you like. What more could a man ask for?


TAGS: a game for spud lovers everywhere turn the lights low shaved clean
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

AcidRain - September 10, 2012, 5:19 pm, #239058
An hourglass figure.
Cubbybear - January 27, 2010, 10:04 pm, #154874
one hell of a ***y potato


GEE, THANKS - I've got the worst hangover at the moment. Last night was such a big night. All I can remember is that I crapped my pants.




LOVEDRUNK -




REALITY -




HANGOVERS - They may last only A day, but the funny, happy, sad, embarrassing drunken memories will last forever.




THE OLDER YOU GET - The more Saturday Morning Hangovers replace Saturday Morning Cartoons.


TAGS: hangover
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by brian445

maoworks2 - June 24, 2012, 4:05 pm, #236579
That's The Truth.


PERFECT DESIGN - The New World Trade Center


TAGS: i looked all over to see if this was on here already
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by Airman

Ed-Hyde - August 25, 2009, 11:06 am, #111903
You are a born-again virgin after 12 months. So after a year, its a brand new picture. 5 conformist lions.
Dort - August 24, 2009, 7:07 pm, #111696
Holy ****, somebody just discovered an eight year old picture.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 6:32 pm, #111670
And...There's my new desktop background.....5 lions.
agdaniele - August 24, 2009, 6:09 pm, #111647
110% yes!


OVER COMPENSATING - For The Smallest Penis Ever!




DILEMMA -


TAGS: love wine hangover
Rating: 4.97/5

More motifakes by mariand

spaidor - March 28, 2013, 12:44 am, #244700
remember: WINE CAN TURN TO VINEGAR...


REASONS TO DRINK -




OVERALLS -


TAGS: freddy mercury queen overalls
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by Anonymous

culos - February 2, 2011, 4:49 pm, #211460
That;s a poster by 'tonykorley;, not by anon Y mouse.... I;m confused now
steph1 - February 2, 2011, 4:43 pm, #211459
alright, let me put an end to the guessing game. i am basically new here and had not registered but submitted posters.... and from what i can see they all appeared under "Anonymous" which must be a generic. my first poster was: #12683 any before not mine.
Reality Lord - February 2, 2011, 7:16 am, #211420

click his icon....over 90 posters submitted. some pretty d*** good to. score would be ebtter if it wasn't for the confusion. clever is costing him.
agdaniele - February 2, 2011, 12:08 am, #211412
RL - get it together, man.... you've been a mod for 4 months now.... and a motifaker for almost 2 months.
rerun - February 1, 2011, 6:49 pm, #211380

I cannot find a registered user by tha name "Anonymous"
Reality Lord - February 1, 2011, 6:00 pm, #211376

um...correct me if i am wrong but this contributor has actually chosen the name "anonymous" as well as the avatar that goes with it. dude...think about changing it up. your score will improve.
agdaniele - February 1, 2011, 2:42 pm, #211355
Love this poster a lot. Anonymous= no vote.


THE BARON - Finds your antics amusing


TAGS: baby wearing an oversized fake monocle
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Airman - August 26, 2010, 7:12 pm, #190872
bump
EssenceOfJester - May 8, 2010, 11:27 pm, #175213
XD That's f***ing hilarious!
Chopperliscious - October 27, 2009, 11:07 am, #131137
hehehehehehehehehe
Airman - September 30, 2009, 10:48 am, #122870
this is one of my favorites now. Cracks me up


WHATS THAT VEGETA? - Under Nine Thousand?!




KNITTING - Amezing what you can achieve with a pair of long needles... and NO LIFE


TAGS: knitting car cover rnr
Rating: 2.44/5

More motifakes by RnR

W - November 2, 2008, 8:06 pm, #32654
It would make a nice car cover for my Ferrari.
RnR - September 15, 2008, 5:49 pm, #21261
typo in amAzing is totally my error, i won't blame the government or anyone else for it


GAY TEST - Do you own one of these cars? If so, im afraid i have bad news for you.


TAGS: g** test mgf rover car fag
Rating: 1.33/5

More motifakes by Ian

agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 11:41 am, #124534
1) g** test... played out. 2) If this car makes you g**, then you don't know what g** is. 3) I don't know about the car or the guy, so I'll give this poster 1 theriouthly gaaaaaay leonay. Hiss, meow, etc.
Zed - October 6, 2009, 9:16 pm, #124436
Hate to say it, but I don't get this one.


Portal Unlock -




PURRSUASION -




REGRETS -


TAGS: adapt adjust overcome or drink
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Faceplant31 - July 12, 2010, 2:42 pm, #184308
Amsome aggy.
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 2:18 am, #184251
Only the best of us do.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 2:16 am, #184248
I choose Drink.....5L


COMB-OVER - Sometimes haircuts speak louder than words.


TAGS: comb over
Rating: 3.55/5

More motifakes by Losifer

EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 4:36 am, #239217
You go tell him it looks stupid. I'll just wait here.


GOOSESTEP - Didn't the Nazis start off with that? First the funny walk...then the blitzkrieg... Be afraid Canada...very afraid!




YOU MIGHT BE A TALIBAN, IF ... - You've ever had a crush on your neighbor's goat.


TAGS: taliban goat lover
Rating: 2.14/5

More motifakes by MullahBob

Faceplant31 - March 5, 2010, 1:13 pm, #161936
Literally half of Mullahbobs poster start with this title. I guess, mullets, lemur(or wtf, they were) and taliban posters are the way to go. Did i miss a memo?
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 1:06 pm, #161934
(might)
Faceplant31 - March 5, 2010, 1:06 pm, #161933
You might be a motifaker if you change the topic of your posters!


GANGSTER TOMATO - They're tired of being on the God Damn Whopper...


TAGS: gangster tomato ryan clover jessica
Rating: 1.74/5

More motifakes by Ryan

Signe - February 13, 2009, 2:57 pm, #59408
"tomatoes are evil dot com" that is :P They warn you about gangstas like this one!
Signe - February 13, 2009, 2:56 pm, #59407
Wow, I guess this is proof that tomatoes are evil dot com are right! (that's a real website) God, that tomato is scary!
George - April 6, 2008, 3:57 pm, #1666
GEEEEEEHHHHHHYYYYYYY


OVERINDULGENCE - Pigging out takes on a new meaning




THE FAMINE WITHIN -


TAGS: hunger poverty
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - November 15, 2012, 6:37 am, #240608
Im not sure where the foto was taken. Im in Afghanistan now supporting US Forces but dont remember this being in the local media at all. No matter where it is, the image really makes me sad in light of all the food thats wasted every single day...
Isildae - November 15, 2012, 5:24 am, #240607
Was this image taken in Afghanistan?
Greybeard - September 25, 2012, 11:14 pm, #239402
I have had a creative streak lately. It takes up alot of my idle time while here in Afghanistan. Alot of time for reflecting...
spacedog - September 25, 2012, 7:27 pm, #239399
That's what I'm talking about. Nice and bleak. 5L. You are doing very well Greybeard, have you been here before?


CHILDHOOD -


TAGS: children poverty adoption
Rating: 4.97/5

More motifakes by forseti

tellitlikeitis - August 9, 2011, 10:15 pm, #222813
What a twist. Excellent thinking here. But also sad to think about "my life would be different if....".
spacedog - August 9, 2011, 6:10 pm, #222798
LMAO! Love this one Forseti. 5L
forseti - August 9, 2011, 4:16 am, #222747
thx V. Uh, btw: I completely forgot to thank crankyhead for his help with the grammar! Sorry cranky!!
Verdeckt - August 9, 2011, 4:12 am, #222746
Beautiful.


HEARTBREAK -




NEW YORK SODA BAN - This just in... New Yorkers too stupid to make their own decisions.


TAGS: government law stupid new york
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by alanp1

falloutghoul - September 14, 2012, 8:45 pm, #239164
Because we won't take responsibility for our own health.
Bolverk3778 - September 14, 2012, 6:59 am, #239142
WHY???????


YOU'LL ALWAYS HAVE A SPECIAL PLACE - in my heart . Now that place has padded walls, bars on the doors and windows. Oh, I have the only key!




MW3 -


TAGS: same game different cover mw3 sucks
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

abraaz - January 20, 2012, 6:07 am, #227792
Yes but the thing is this game is actually copied and pasted, well most of it is anyway. For instance when server crash on PC you get this meassage "We're sorry but the Modern Warefare 2 servers have crashed" I mean like seriously, that is an epic fail xD
falloutghoul - January 19, 2012, 2:03 pm, #227756
I object! And no, I am not defending Money Wasted 3!
Sho - January 18, 2012, 11:24 pm, #227731
All video game sequels are a copy paste lol
djrcreative - January 18, 2012, 10:39 pm, #227729
Nice. Harsh. Ouch. I'm clueless about video games, but I get it. 5L


EVIL OVERLORD -


TAGS: evil overlord murder mayhem minions magic
Rating: 2.19/5

More motifakes by kay9kabang

Elder God Douchebag - January 21, 2009, 5:02 pm, #53582
Of course I enjoy my work.
Khatmonsuk - January 21, 2009, 4:55 pm, #53579
The Mighty M's!


TINY BUBBLES -


TAGS: don ho worst hangover ever
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by Airman

Faceplant31 - September 7, 2010, 1:16 pm, #192677
I have a similar story but it involved rum when i was twelve. 5L air
GreyScorpion - September 7, 2010, 12:43 pm, #192675
I have a similar story...to this day, won't go near the stuff
Airman - September 7, 2010, 12:38 pm, #192674
true story.. went to a friends wedding in Napa, held in a champagne cave. All they served before and after was champagne. All you could drink. From 4pm until 2am. too painful to even try to remember the next day
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 7, 2010, 12:31 pm, #192672
If you drink like a woman....you're bound to wake up with a headache and a sore a**. At least,That's what my dad always said.
rerun - September 7, 2010, 12:24 pm, #192671

100% dead on accurate.


PHILOSOPHY -


TAGS: four leaf clover lucky baby
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by forseti

crankyhead - May 5, 2011, 4:11 pm, #218132
5uperb


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